This May Hurt a Bit

The dentist was straightforward with his patient. “Now, this may hurt a bit. We're going to have to give you a shot of local anesthesia.”

The patient took the shot in stride, and after the anesthesia had taken effect, the dentist began to drill. Later, job done, he let the patient out of the chair.

The patient turned before leaving and remarked, “Now, this may hurt a bit. I don't have the money to pay....”