Sprained Ankle

The Doctor was trying to cheer Artie, who'd sprained his wrist. ”When you get out of this sling,' the doctor told him, “you'll feel better than ever. You'll be able to write, catch Frisbees, and bounce basketballs with the best of them.”

Artie stopped crying and brightened up. “Wow!” he said, “I've never been able to bounce a basketball before!”