My Dad!

Three boys on the playground were bragging about their dads. One said. “My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a song and they pay him 50 bucks.”

Oh, yah. My Dad scribbles a few words, calls it a poem and they pay him 100 bucks.”

“That's nothin',” said the third kid.”My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a sermon and it takes six people to collect all the money!”